Wanted: Ugly Business Cards
Do you have an ugly business card? Have you seen one lately? Then please help us to remove them from circulation because nobody likes an ugly business card.
If you’re not sure what an ugly business card looks like, then let us help you:
- If you touch the card and it leaves blank ink all over your hand…it’s an ugly business card.
- if you touch the edges and it’s rough and perforated…it’s an ugly business card.
- If the email address on the card is a free email account … it’s an ugly business card.
There are literally legions of ugly business cards on the loose—help us stop this epidemic before it’s too late.
We’re here to help! Help us rid the world of ugly business cards once and for all.
If you (or a “Friend”) has an ugly business card, we can offer “your friend” a one time special to custom design and print 1000 Foxy Business Cards for only $99. (Regular Price $399)
If you happen to spot an ugly business card running free in the wild, please take a picture of it and email us at email@example.com. We will do what we can help them become Foxy.